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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 11:35
Next, they tried...
No go.
Still no good
Are INFJs essentially the most introverted type?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.